Lawyers

Q: The tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an expensive dishonest lawyer are in the same room. There is $500 in cash on a table in the room. When they leave the money is gone. Who took it?

A: Since there is no such thing as the tooth fairy or an honest lawyer, the answer is obvious.






Q: How do you greet a judge with an IQ of 50?

A: Good morning, your honour.


That doesnt stop Boston Legal from being kickass.