Frogrus: Charlie, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey. Charlie, when your life's a mess, When you're feeling blue, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is...Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: A banana in my ear?
Frogrus: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear! It's true.
Charlie: Says who?
Frogrus: So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, When in your ear a banana cheers, So go and put a banana in your ear!
Frogrus and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
Frogrus and Bananas: You'll ne'er be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true.
Charlie: Says you.
Frogrus and Bananas: So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year. The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana-
Frogrus: -in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(Frogrus disappeared in flames)
Charlie: Oh, of course, he burst into flames.